Chevy Chase’s Random Mementos

RECORDS ROOM NURSE: May I get you something?
FLETCH: You have any of the Beatle’s White Album? Nevermind, just bring me a glass of hot fat, and the head of Alfredo Garcia while you’re over there.

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TY: You take drugs, Danny?
DANNY: Every day.
TY: Then what’s your problem?

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There has been a lot of drug smuggling on the beach lately. I have been trying to find out who’s behind it, it hasn’t been easy … I don’t shower much.

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AUSTIN: You just want to follow HER. Your thinking with your DICK … they seem to be headed in that general direction. Maybe your dick’s not so dumb.
EMMETT: It got me through high school.

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(surrounded by Ninjas)
AUSTIN: We need a plan.
EMMETT: Let’s play dead.

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A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no holes is a danish.

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One thought on “Chevy Chase’s Random Mementos

  1. Nossa, que senso de humor! Perfeito.
    Nao consigo abrir o blog inteiro. Mas suponho que tenha sido o Moacir que postou o otimo texto e as fotos sensacionais do post abaixo.

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