RECORDS ROOM NURSE: May I get you something?
FLETCH: You have any of the Beatle’s White Album? Nevermind, just bring me a glass of hot fat, and the head of Alfredo Garcia while you’re over there.
TY: You take drugs, Danny?
DANNY: Every day.
TY: Then what’s your problem?
There has been a lot of drug smuggling on the beach lately. I have been trying to find out who’s behind it, it hasn’t been easy … I don’t shower much.
AUSTIN: You just want to follow HER. Your thinking with your DICK … they seem to be headed in that general direction. Maybe your dick’s not so dumb.
EMMETT: It got me through high school.
(surrounded by Ninjas)
AUSTIN: We need a plan.
EMMETT: Let’s play dead.
A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no holes is a danish.